Katz and Machines

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

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thatfunnyblog:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Source: taco-bell-rey)


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danyfromdragonstone:

Some Nintendo 64 games  (◕‿◕✿)


Via Kuno [now in Kunovision]



polnareffu:

"Satoru Iwata also mentioned that several other titles are in development exclusively for the New Nintendo 3DS. These will not be playable on the old 3DS models."

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the-grinning-reaper:

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

so is that why cats have nine lives?

(Source: trashcanghost)


Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
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squibble:

Earth, Wind & Fire - Let’s Groove

Gotta love those hi-fi video graphics. Reminds me of another music video…


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perrypsh:

AKIRA: Panoramas

(Source: perryctrl)


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squibble:

Daft Punk + Soul Train - Get Lucky

Smoking dude at 0:28 is my spirit animal


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lootenant:

was this movie real

(Source: sukan0)


Via what a mystery this world


ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman


Via Here's looking at you, kid.

das-taube-spuern:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

that’s it

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